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GWI: Googling while intoxicated
Remember drunk dialing? It used to be so much harder when you didn’t have a phone in your pocket with your boss’ or ex-girlfriend’s number programmed into it. But really, drunk dialing is so 2003. It...
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Carnies, your treasure person awaits! Science has officially found the world’s stupidest person-Janella Spears, come on down! For the Nigerian prince readers, allow me to translate: Gretings! You ar...
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Freshmen don’t know everything already?
College is about to begin, which means it’s time for the annual Beloit College Mindset List. Every year, Beloit College composes a list of technology, fads and people that incoming freshmen never learn...
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Fun Fact: Expected results are expected
Our favorite government-sanctioned four day weekend is almost upon us! Normally, this just means drinking (more) on a Wednesday. But, a new survey indicates that 59 percent of us will check our work...
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Today … in racism
With President Barack Obama’s inauguration in January 2009, you might have thought that was the end of racism in America. Don’t worry, mein klein kampfs: there’s still plenty to go around. Some of you...
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A SeriouslyIntervention
Hello, SeriouslyReader. How are you? Good. You’re probably wondering why The Guys are all here in your office. We wanted to start by saying that we love you, but we’re concerned. According to Dr....
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How To: Care less
No matter where you go for meaningful conversation, you will always encounter some nihilist who “could care less.” But what do they mean by that? Could they care less about the topic? Could they care...
View ArticleUtah bar association emails boobs
It’s happened to everyone: you spend some time drafting a really important email, and just after you send it, you realize there’s an embarrassing mistake. The Utah State Bar knows what that feels like....
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